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I had it, just that it's important.
I told him: "Sudbury."
His response, without breaking stride: "No kiddin'. Who's she play for?"
With that, we were friends. What he did, in shorthand, was prove to me that he knew and expected me to know the following old joke.
One stranger in a bar to another. "Sudbury? You say Sudbury? Only thing that comes out of Sudbury are hockey players and hookers!"
The other guy: "Hey. My mom's from Sudbury."
First guy again: "What Collins said."
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the earlier pic was snapped
I'm only retelling that horrible joke to introduce today's blog:
5 Lessons I've learned at 12 jobs.
Two weeks, ago, I started--and I'm not kidding--full-time journalism job number 12.
Yup. My appointment as an Analysis Editor at The Lawyer's Daily brings my tally to an even dozen.
It'd be a baker's, were I to include my two-day-a-week gig at CPA magazine and more if I added the full-time business of running the start-up-only-to-close-down-four-years-later City Dog magazine. I was never technically hired there; in fact I'm not sure I would have brought me on, either, but that is material for another blog.
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Except I just remembered that fax machines didn't exist until job number-four, at Chimo Media, a magazine publishing company in Toronto. One of the editors, Alan Lofft, told me that a reporter was going to "fax" us a story, from Japan. I was like, "Great. What's a fax?"
Alan, a hi-tech guru as well as an extremely patient teacher, said, "Brian [the writer] is going to put his story on a screen in Japan and it will appear here, at the post office over on Adelaide Street."
Me: "Really?" But when I trotted over to the post office, there it was. Miraculous.
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fogging up mirrors.
Imagine how many lessons like that a guy learns over the course of 12 new jobs.
For the sake of brevity and also because I have some errands to run, I'm only going to share a handful here today, and they are:
5) Never trust Pete's first impressions. They're 100-percent wrong. I return home after my first day and tell whoever's here that this new colleague seems snobbish and is going to be hard to work with. Two weeks in, turns out he's a sweetheart and I have to take it all back. It happens with such predictability that I should just skip the first and leap immediately to the second impression, but I always forget.
4) Work your body clock. To make my point, I have to tell you that my digestive system reminds me, just about the same time every morning, to hit the john. (So predictable is this phenomenon my wife once called me "Nine O'Clock Willie!") But never mind that. Remember Collins from up there in the first graph? Turns out, every workday, nature summonsed him around 9:00 so we--three out of five days--met somewhere around the men's room. And that's how I got to know the boss and why he felt so comfortable making the Sudbury joke. (My first impression of Collins of course that he was arrogant and stand-offish.Turned out to be a really great boss. Ditto Lofft!)
3) Be nice to everybody, always. Not only will you be happier, healthier and more fun to be around, but as Rockin' Ronnie Hawkins, said "Be good to the people on your way up cuz you're going to meet them again comin' down."
2) Go back and study lesson number three some more.
1) You're never too old to learn new things. Not only have I had to learn all the computer codes, passwords and oodles of jargon so I can get rolling at The Lawyer's Daily, I also just realized why I've never forgotten parts of one of my favourite movies, "Lenny," starring Dustin Hoffman and Valerie Perrine. (Best Picture and a bunch of other Oscars, 1974.)
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Hoffman plays the real-life but now-dead stand-up comic Lenny Bruce, a rebel who kept getting arrested for obscenity and drug use. My memorable scene? During one of his trials, a sociologist who was called to testify in Bruce's defence, was being sworn in, and the court reporter was reading out the guy's long list of citations and appointments. He'd been a teacher here; a lecturer there, and a consultant in a half dozen other places.
Even though he was testifying on Bruce's team, the comic leans over and whispers to his lawyer, "Guy can't hold a job."
That means a lot, coming from you Susie. I'll pass it along to Isis.Delete
I hover mostly around #3, because as you've found, it works better for everybody. Most of the time, anyway.ReplyDelete
Ain't nothin' wrong with preaching to the converted, I say.Delete
Good stuff! Numbers 4 and 3 are particularly pertinent.ReplyDelete
Thanks Simon. What you need now are a few office mates to share your good nature with.Delete
Hi Pete, love the article! Got a kick out of the 'Sudbury' bit. I am officially a fan!ReplyDelete
Thanks April. I'm glad you liked the blog. And I'm sure there's a Sudbury kind of place near you, too. Frankly, I'm really proud of coming from Sudbury. you might have inferred as much.Delete