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MEET OUR INSTRUCTOR: "Teachin' Chong" |
What follows is a brief interview with myself about my short but exciting stand-up career.
Q: What was the high point of your life in showbiz?
A: After I left the stage Tuesday, I nipped out to the lounge to grab a beer and I wanted to be in the audience for the rest of the show so I slipped into the theatre and much to my surprise and delight a tall slender woman with long black hair--I'd never laid eyes on her before--came over, threw her arms around me gave me a kiss on the cheek and said "I loved your material. You were great!"
Q: That really happen?
A: Sure did.
Q: Who do you think she was?
Q: So will you?
Q: Any regrets?
A: I should have rehearsed.
Q: Du-uh. Anything else?
A: I forgot to use a scatological joke that I wrote involving self-defecating humour.
A: I felt a bit bad for stealing the "cowards run in our family" joke from my brother Alex but I'm over it. Besides, what are brothers and sisters for?
Q: Any chance you went to all this expense and trouble just to post that "teachin' Chong" pun?
A: I'd put money on it.
Q: Do you ever get tired of talking about yourself?
A: You wish.
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