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When I was a kid, if I or one of my nine brothers and sisters was being particularly troublesome, my mother Huena threatened to call "The Shelter."
Without having details explained to us explicitly, we all knew it worked like this: Fed-up moms called The Shelter, somebody came and took the misbehaving kids away. Simple, huh?
What's really funny is that until a few minutes ago, I have: A) Never given The Shelter a moment's reconsideration and B) Never once thought it was conceivable that The Shelter might not exist. And yup, I'm a working journalist.
Huena's shelter sounds like a Children's Aid Society in Bizarro World.
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I thought, "that sounds weird." Then I thought, "we did the exact same thing, a lot."
Growing up in my hometown of Sudbury, Ont., we regularly showed up 15 or 35 minutes into a movie then stayed for the first part of the next screening. This meant waiting in the dark theatre for however long was between shows, watching the coming attractions and with luck a cartoon or two, but then settling in for the part of the movie we missed. Sometimes, we stayed to the end but mostly we walked out over and in front of the other patrons before the show was done. That doesn't happen much these days.
I just googled my brain to see if I could remember specific titles where I did this but no luck. Though two very important early cinema experiences did show up.
The first? Mary Poppins. It's the only movie my dad ever took me to. And he did so only because my mom was hosting (hostessing?) a bridal shower for my cousin Anne at our house and all the menfolk had to skedaddle.
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The other early
cinematic memory? Bonnie and Clyde featuring Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway, as what would later be described as one of the sexiest couples in cinematic history.
Bonnie and Clyde! The sensationally sexy couple who died in a visual orgy of blood and machine-gun fire. I was nine.
I'm pretty sure I remember the older person who brought me but I'm not 100 per cent certain so I won't name names.
But to this day, I am in total debt to whoever it was signed off on that baby-sitting assignment.
Not quite sure why it made me think of the Children's Aid thing though.
hi peter yr blog is improving! along peter worthington's lines:ReplyDelete
no self referential stuff. also improving in that when i began
reading the blog, the comment button trapped me in a loop
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